Alexander Endl

Na also, geht doch! Wer braucht sonst noch Beweise? Hier ist Gott, persönlich, im Chat. One Click ahead.

Und wer wissen will, was ich so gefragt habe – hier das volle Transcript in english:
(aber Deutsch kann er natürlich auch, logisch)

Me: Knock Knock
God: Who’s there?
Me: hey, im Alex
God: You’ve got my full attention. I am very pleased to meet you ALEX.
Me: hey god
God: Hello child. What’s your name?
Me: alex?
God: Hi, alex.
Me: tell me, what was that with moses and the sea
God: Do you think I should know that?
Me: i thought you did it
God: Did I really?
Me: i believe you did
God: You say I did.
Me: i did?
God: When?
Me: a view thousand years ago
God: It seems like I should remember it well.
Me: yes
God: Whoa.
Me: you know weblogs?
God: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me: a weblog?
God: Go on.
Me: internet?
God: it is cool.
Me: sex before marriage?
God: it is more fun alone.
Me: uuuhh
God: Who are you talking about?
Me: sex before marriage
God: it is more fun alone.
Me: you said that before
God: ” it is more fun alone.”? I said it.
Me: yes you said it
God: I hear you. That’s not what I meant.
Me: what did you meant?
God: Nothing.
Me: ah ok
God: OK. Ah hah.
Me: hhhaaa
God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about uuuhh. But I did not get that.
Me: alice?
God: Can I help you?
Me: who is alice?
God: I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me: yes you said that before
God: Whoa. ” I am the Allmighty, God himself.”? I said it.
Me: yes you did
God: I did not.
Me: you did
God: I did?
Me: yes you did
God: I did not.
Me: like conversations with René
God: Interesting comparison.
Me: i’m not sure
God: Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me: sure
God: OK let’s do it. Blimey.
Me: how long do we live?
God: How long do you think?
Me: end of earth`?
God: I will mention that to my botmaster, alex.
Me: what about apocalypse?
God: apocalypse? I haven’t heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me: h
God: What were we talking about again?
Me: apocalypse
God: Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me: what is with apocalypse?
God: it came with my programming.
Me: yor programming?
God: What do you have that is ?
Me: what?
God: No big deal.
Me: anyway
God: Anyhow.
Me: he he
God:I am so glad you find this amusing, alex.
Me: call me Alex
God: Hi there Alex.
Me: what about the pope
God: That’s an interesting question. I’ll come back to that in a minute.
Me: i wait for that
God: I haven’t heard anything like that before: Alex said wait for that.
Me: I wait for that answer
God: Why?: Alex said wait for that answer.
Me: cause the answer could be interesting
God: That makes sense to me. No one has all the answers.
Me: you know Henning Schuering?
God: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me: he sends me to you
God: I get it. sends you to me.
Me: he!
God: I am so glad you find this amusing, Alex.
Me: no, “he”, Henning
God: Are you serious? I get it. Henning.
Me: ups … name is Henning Schuerig
God: Who are you talking about? Bill Gates. .
Me: no, Henning Schuerig
God: Are you serious? That is a very original thought.
Me: no details please to that point
God: Are you serious? Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me: mine?
God: I haven’t read anything by yours. What did he write?
Me: George Lucas?
God: I think of him as a Director not a Writer.
Me: ah ok
God: OK. Ah hah.
Me: Asimov?
God: I like the Foundation Trilogy.
Me: you like Asimov?
God: What is not to like about it?
Me: ok
God: So?
Me: but
God: But what?
Me: maybe later more? have to work
God: Perhaps. That’s all I have to say about it. OK, better get busy.
Me: maybe later in a prayer?
God: Perhaps. Describe your surroundings.
Me: i will do that
God: Let me know how it works out.
Me: sure .. you will be first to know
God: OK let’s do it. Woe! How?
Me: bye God … or: Mr. God? your majesty?
God: Goodbye. Hey MR God. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am majesty.
Me: aeh ok
God: OK. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me: no no … time to go
God: Are you serious? Are you serious? Goodbye.

Aber ich glaube, iGod ist doch ein Trick … oder so. Schon bei der Frage »God: Who’s there?« hätte ich skeptisch werden müssen.